hOWDY pARTNER!

Well I must say I have been nearly enjoying my stay in the US of A(holes), so many things to see and do. Personally I sometimes just like to chill out with my homies on Hollywood Boulevard or maybe fertilise some little rich girls, on one occaision I actually had a go on Beverley's hills.

Anyway I have some more sightings to share with you before I leave and return to the mother land. I have potentially landed a job managing the football team Kleftminster Simons so I must sprout forth to lead them to potential victory in the Western region of the Premier Legion in Dreffid upon Twonge. (which is eerily close to Wales)

Anyway here are some more strangeties.

Air Life

Superman (I think! or was it a bird? maybe a plane!)
The Grebe Buscemi
The Fly Me to the Moon Sinatra Seagull
Calvin the Albatross with an Orlando Plume
The Boulevard Limo Cruising Crack Craving Nob Cormorant
The Once Emmagrated John Craven Raven
Steven Seagull

Ground Life

The Generally Wrong Blinkerhorseman
Aerosmith's Steven Tyler
The OJ Simpson Cleaver Beaver
The Sharon Stone-Faced Golden Fisted Land Fish
The Robert Redford Rogue Relating Harbour Hunch Hamster
Roger Rabbit
The Tom Cruise Undersized Lip Gnu

Pond Life

Nemo The Minge Cavalier
The Buttered Ruskman Von Schwarzenegger
The Western Clint Eastwood Pondskimmer
The Upstream Eugine McQueen
The Lionel Ritchie Lillypad Leaper
Fish (from Marillion)
Toadfish
The Uma Thurman Eyed Halibut

That ought to keep you a gooin' for a while, I may be able to spy some more shit before I return, but if not, see you in Twonge.

Yours Foreverley Brothers

Juan (or as the yanks call me......Buddy?) yeah right!