Here We Are Von Wassaling!

I have been a travelling forth again, but I have diverted from wence I spoke of to you on the past tense. As you know I was preparing to travel to Johnson a seekin', but I decides to change my path and head for Europe, this time through Holland and into Germany.

You may ask y, mayn't you. It's like this. My collegue in weird seek is one very Ace McGraw, whom is currently in Canadia spending much time luring beasts, as well as many other things. You may be keen to know that it was he who the Wild Dog McGraw, often found in Upper and Lower Stifel, and maybe occaisionaly in Johnson and Bieft, was named after. It was lonely and needed a name so I aptly named it after Ace, as it was the most laidback friendly animal you could meet, but you would be a fool to mess on it, or indeed with it.

Anyway back ont rack, I was getting jealous as he has been sending photos of alpine scenes and snow, so I thought I would travel to the Rhineland though the Black forest and Holland, ending up in the mountains. I have always been interested in the strange creatures that there dwell, but I could never go until the ban was lifted. Long Storage.

This collection, was spotted between Breda and Leiderdorp (Holland) in a small clearing called Keith.

Van Air Life

The Two Crested Fist Grebe
The Edam Glazed Shite Hawk
The Jet Propelled Cliff Jagermeister

Van Ground Life

The Four Clogged Horse Van Vargsmun
The Whatsitdoinginholland Butlins Holiday Hound
The Polecat with an Old Hat

Van Water Life

The Wet Van Der Vole
The Sunday Times Glazed Weed Chewing Syrup Stickleback
The Red Gullit Mullet

Then through to Alpine Germany I went.

Von Air Lives

The General Von Klinkerharrier
The Adolf Muntermuff Spray Gull
Die Large Eyed Custard Rubbing Buzzard
The Great Crested Stiff Klinsman
The Munich Rummen Raven

Das Grund Life

The Public Toilet Cottaging Three Tadgered Badger
The Hans Horseman Mouse
Das Unterschlaft Leaf Cleaner Racoon
The Wie Komme ich am Besten zum Bahnhof Squirrel
The Krooked Gerbil

Die Aquatic Kreatures

The Eine Kleine Feegle Foogle Ostafeckina Beegle Boogle Eine Kleine Feegle Foogle Bass
The Shark Jason from Stuttgart
The Mit Sahne Water Llama
Die Schleissen Heist Hake
The Floating Oak Smoked Mackeral Fillet Beckenbauer

Believe it or nicht there was more, but I didn't want to bore you too much, I may reveal them one day if they will let me, they sometimes don't, they who............. they who................ oh my god they've found me, I can't believe it, I.........I...........thought I was safe, there isn't much time, I hope to see you again maybe one day, oh no they are h.................................................................