Happy New Year Worlds, It's That Time AgAIN!
I have appeared again in a cyber fashion to greet you all, wish you all a happy new one and once again demonstrate how f****d up my little brains are mmm.
My eyes have been seeking again and once more I have brought home the goods. I now have an associate in Canada looking for breeds native to that area. I can no longer enter Canada as I was deemed inappropriate for the local culture.
Anyway I'm not bitter, here are some more things I have spotted over the last few weeks whilst crawling through the forests and streams of East Scrotum.
Air Life
The Norman Cormorant
The Bird with 4 legs, fur and a tail that looks like a dog
The Siamese Tweaked Buckswangler
The Flying Pickett with Rickets
The Glen Cockerill
The Suburban Leather Clad Bugger Biker Warbler
Ground Life
The Rude VanNistel Rat
The Grease Furred Grunt F***er
The Insecure Gabbling Spoon Rabbit
The Tony the Tiger Gerbil
The Fork-Toothed Sewer Scavenging Bear
The Paint on an Easel Weasel
Aquatic Stuffs
The Harry Fishner
The Goose that's Loose Aboot the Hoose
The Drenched One-Eared Tench called Keith
The Tribal Loke Finsman McTavish
The 8 Gilled Slime Talisman
The Freshwater Susan
That's about it for the moment. I can't always be found spotting creatures, I have got work to do you know. I will probably be visiting you before too long. You know who you is. I have access to your mind and feet funnily enough.
I will however be back in a few weeks after my brief planned trip, where I hope to be swimming with one arm and the opposite leg, upstream in the village of Johnson.
Peace out to all my peeps n dat.
Im always near you.
Juannnnnns
posted by Juan Weatherby @ 7:06 AM
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Well like a half drowned rabbit being chewed by a bored and tired monkey, I have been out in the back country absorbing light in the form of species.
So far so good:
Air beings;
Greater lesser thing
The Canada Combover Goose
The upside down lefted plover
The Ski-ing Cow Eagle
Water Stuff;
The Trout Perched Salmon
Lesser Spotted Aquatic Bike
The Essex Tart Fish
The Scruncher Muncher Puncher Buncher
Ground dwellers;
The fox eating purple headed monster
THe mole vole shrew
The understandable compromising John mouse
The framed painting deer
A veritable selection, I'm sure you will agree. As normal I like to highlight my favoured catch of the week.
This week it has been the Spliff Smoking Yellow Bellied Bing Bang Bongler. This creature, normally stoned as an arsehole skulks around bumping into things. This time I saw a male bing bang bongler bumping into a female bing bang bongler, apparently by accident. I learnedp later that this is classic courting behaviour, and to see this is nearly as rare as a David named frangle spangler.
I am truly indeed
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