Alas! I Hath Spieth More Beasts To A Man!

Tis true you know. Whilst cycling sideways through the woodland trails of West Borfsmanshire, I found time to lure and seek some rare species of air, ground and aquatic life, less known to the average joe.

Air Life;

The Siamese Fork Hawk (John)
The Sharp-beaked, blunt-eyed bastard finch (Pointus ouch)
The Chalk preferring munge tailor (Powder pusher)
The One-winged spinmaster (dizzyus tiredwingus)
The Toxic-feathered twateagle (Sharpen spikus)

Ground life;

The Whadeyasay weasel (Norfolk countryus boyus)
The I aint gettin' on no plane shrew (Pussus barracus)
The Self-loathing left eared ferret (auraliaus)
The Bay tree smelly rat (Urghhhus poo)
The Soil sniffing hunting pig McCluskey (Highland fortress)

Aquatic Life;

The Pubic Eel
The Two-winged four-footed hairy hardlyfish
The Scaly tosser
The Bulbous-eyed shit swimmer
The Armbanded eight-finned backwards left right slimy fuck fish

My goodness I hope you see some of these one day, Maybe you are just looking in the wrong wooded areas, or maybe I'm just wrong.

Happy hunting, I must say that many of these can be lured by the old honey and sour cream on the thermometer trick, or just shouting OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MMMMYYYYYYYY!.

Love you all, Keep it wrong.

JW