BON F*****G JOUR!

Avez-vous un clef, pour les chambres?

Yes you might have guessed me. I have been over to the other side, France to be more pc about it. Getting a bit disillusioned with our fair country's non human life forms, I decided to do what all French may enjoy and F*** off to France to see what I could spys with my eye. (sorry about the frequent f-ing, its just not me, just like turquoise gloves.

Anyway shut it Juan and tell the good humans wassup. As I was more than slightly nervous about cycling on the wrong side of the road, I decided to play it safe and canoe my way just east of 'Le Havre' to the vineyards and forest pathing of 'boit de poisson'. Here is what I seen. I had to leave out the latin names as my getaway was sharp after nearly being slayed by a garcon with an axe.

Air Things

(The all to comman in those parts) Ee hor ee hor ee hawk
The Lubed up Toucan
The China Crisis Chaffinch
Le Port de la Merde Monkey Pelican
The Cantona-eared Tit Finch
The Donnie Wahlbird

Ground beings

The Orville walking bird
The 'Dog with a Lisp' Cat
The Gerbil-faced dirt Shark
The rummaging No Entry Wank Weasel
The One legged Circular Goat
The Pig with a Fig in it's Rig

Aquatic stuff

The Slippery disoriented Hungarian Fish
The Bream of Dreams
The Shorn Pollock
The Cod that possibly looks like God
The Champagne Poo Seal
The Tinned Tuna
The Cabernet Sauvignon Tea Time Tossing Turtle

At this point I fled the country as I was caught trying to put a 'De Gaulle knobcloth beetle' into my satchel.

I may return one year!

Please research your beasts around you, or I will find you, I have all your addresses.

Happy Tea times!

Le Juan.x