IF NORFOLK RULED THE WORLD (would it be a better place?)

I don't know would it? It's impossible for me to say. Or is it?. What do you think?. I don't think.

Whether it is possible for me or you to say on such a broad question or whether we simply couldn't tell unless it happened which it won't but it might but the chances are smaller than winning the lottery maybe we can't really tell that either I think I have opened a whole new can of worms now and i'm plummeting into a state of typer's asthma and...............in...............out............in..............out, that's a little better, I have cyber-breathed, now I can think rationally again. Or can I?

Anyway, if my original question happened, these are a few changes you may see.

The country would be run by;

The Proy Minister. aided by;
The Hoom Secetery.
we would all listen to Moosic on our Hoy Foys
maybe drinking Cooca Coola or Sproyte
or eating a Sundee Roost followed by an Apple Poy and Cusstut
before jetting off to Layneserotty Arizoona or even Cooba
and driving a Foxall Noova or a nice Rennoo
you may watch Lark Stark and two Smookin bearrels or Cold Moantin.

Thats this for noy!

Just a taster of which it might be like if this strange occurrence occurred.

Send a little message to someone you love, maybe a card, maybe a glove, or maybe a small desk.

Woy Woy Woy, Delloyla!

Byegood. John Weatherboy