Rhubarb.n. Fleshy plant in which storks are cooked as fruit.
Strange creature is Rhubarb, leaves are deadly poisonous, and storks are found delicious by some when cooked and served with custard, or maybe in a crumble.
Generally it is of placid nature, but can react with angst when for example you push in front of it in a queue.
Thrives on a balanced feed of 150ppm Nitrogen and 150 ppm Potassium when in the active growing stage. (DO NOT FEED RHUBARB FOX'S GLACIER MINTS OR BOURBON BISCUITS, IT'S INDECENT!!!)
Rhubarb, who's barb, my barb, her barb,
try barb, like barb, need barb, want barb,
eat barb, sleep barb, drink barb, tweak barb,
it may embarass you while you sleep barb.
I think I have said enough, Rhubarb is a very sociable candidate and should be respected by all. Especially those from Norman/Saxon times, when it was used to brush ones teeth and inner labia.

Good Barb!